Zestful Blog Post #156
I know not every writer enjoys coffee. Some unfortunate
souls must abstain for religious reasons (which, like, easy solution, just
switch religions, right?); some have health issues and others are actually
allergic (which, total pity).
But for the rest of us the bean might as well BE a
sacrament. I love to read about the history of coffee, and I love to come
across random coffee facts, such as Union soldiers chewed the beans for energy
in the Civil War. I think the Atlantic blockades kept it from the Confederacy. And
some still wonder why they lost?
Caffeine’s a drug—a stimulant—and an overdose will kill a
person. I mentioned LSD in the title of this post. LSD is a hallucinogen, of
course, which lots of seekers have used to open their creativity chakras or
whatever. When I was in college I badly wanted to try LSD but rumor had it that a
lot of the current supply was contaminated with PCP (horse anesthetic,
basically), so I never did it. (Everything else, yes.) The thing is, if you’re
open to it, coffee, like LSD, can make you a better writer.
[The Snow Peak double-walled titanium mug keeps your beverage
hot for a long time, which is good if your office is upstairs and the
instant-hot and microwave are downstairs. The other one is my politically incorrect
because of animal abuse mug, but I really like it anyway and the elephant is no
longer in pain. I know I should somehow make it so there’s a link to these cups
which if you click them I’ll get money, but screw it.]
Research suggests the experience is diluted if you put in sugar
and milk. So make it black, and don’t waste it by drinking it first thing in
the morning, simply to help wake up. Use weak tea or something for your first
hit of caffeine. Hydrate by drinking water before and after breakfast. Save a
good strong cup of black for when you’re ready to write. (Tim Ferris’s The Four-Hour Body turned me on to
adding a shake of Vietnamese cinnamon for flavor and better blood sugar levels
throughout the day.) The key is to write continuously as the coffee takes hold.
Let images of misty mountainsides, glossy green leaves, and giant friendly
pollinating bees course through your mind, and know you’re partaking of
something mysterious and glorious. Feel the high, feel the mental incisiveness.
Keep your writing going. Expect magic. Enjoy your trip.
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